To directly copy Jon Acuff, this is a list of 40 things I want to do before I turn 40. In no particular order. I realize I won't be 40 for a very long while, but I thought I'd allow plenty of time...
1. Impress Mrs. C.
2. Go to New Zealand
3. Visit the NFL Hall of Fame
4. Graduate from college
5. Do so with honors
6. Go to England and come back with an accent
7. Have a lightsaber duel in public
8. Wear Converse everywhere I go
9. Win another Fantasy Superbowl
10. Get married
11. Adopt
12. Visit Africa and see an elephant
13. Drive through KC without freaking out
14. Go to an NFL game
15. Sponser a Compassion child
16. Wear Converse to my own wedding
17. Make a decent score in mini golf
18. Visit Germany
19. Sell a picture
20. Play tackle football in the snow
21. Go to DC
22. Buy a Favre Vikes jersey
23. Win many Chuck Norris wars
24. Stay out all night
25. Visit Disney World
26. Avoid debt
27. Go hiking in the Alps
28. While singing The Sound of Music
29. Take a road trip with the girls
30. Get an A on a paper
31. Eat a large pizza by myself
32. Buy a Mustang
33. Ride horses until I'm so sore I can't walk
34. Learn to play Tennis
35. Beat Joey in Wii bowling
36. Stay in shape
37. Be a cool mom
38. Start my own business
39. Take a train in Europe
40. Dye my hair
This is the world the way I see it. It's slightly off center sometimes. Every day is an adventure!
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Monday, December 20, 2010
Monday, November 15, 2010
Youth Pastor? Band Leader?
Tonight at school we had 33 Miles in concert. Which was sweet. And they ended with an awesome rendition of Footloose. But I digress. The point is there is a very fine, almost invisable line between being a band guy and a youth guy.
1. The Hair. This is certainly the most important element. Unless they are large and bald, they all have the exact same haircut. I heard awhile back that guys were going in and asking for Justin Bieber-esc haircuts. I think it's pretty much the same with band/youth guys. They go into their barber (are they even still called that?) and ask for a rock star cut. You know exactly what I'm talking about. It's generally golden blond of dark brown. Looks like hat hair + bed head. Loosely spikey. Men over 28 use it to try and look like they're still in college.
2. Skinny jeans. I have nothing against them. I wear them from time to time myself. Some guys can pul it off some can't. If you can, then more power to you.
3. Skinny ties. This is a new fad that a lot of the youth pastors haven't quite caught onto yet. Jason from 33 Miles has though. So has Josh Wilson. Get with the times, please.
4. Converse. You just cannot go wrong. It really doesn't matter what you're wearing, Converse match. Skinny jeans, gym shorts, dresses, you name it. Stick with basic black, unless you go to a liberal church or belong to a wilder band. Or if you work at carnivals. That applies, too.
5. Denim jackets. Why? I don't know. It's just needed. These come in basic blue or black. Black is of course cooler.
In other news...what is it about having a guitar that makes people walk around and dance weirdly on stage?
1. The Hair. This is certainly the most important element. Unless they are large and bald, they all have the exact same haircut. I heard awhile back that guys were going in and asking for Justin Bieber-esc haircuts. I think it's pretty much the same with band/youth guys. They go into their barber (are they even still called that?) and ask for a rock star cut. You know exactly what I'm talking about. It's generally golden blond of dark brown. Looks like hat hair + bed head. Loosely spikey. Men over 28 use it to try and look like they're still in college.
2. Skinny jeans. I have nothing against them. I wear them from time to time myself. Some guys can pul it off some can't. If you can, then more power to you.
3. Skinny ties. This is a new fad that a lot of the youth pastors haven't quite caught onto yet. Jason from 33 Miles has though. So has Josh Wilson. Get with the times, please.
4. Converse. You just cannot go wrong. It really doesn't matter what you're wearing, Converse match. Skinny jeans, gym shorts, dresses, you name it. Stick with basic black, unless you go to a liberal church or belong to a wilder band. Or if you work at carnivals. That applies, too.
5. Denim jackets. Why? I don't know. It's just needed. These come in basic blue or black. Black is of course cooler.
In other news...what is it about having a guitar that makes people walk around and dance weirdly on stage?
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