Why?

Because I have no life, and I feel like sharing that fact with the world wide web.

Plus, since I'm such a popular person, maybe people will read this and I'll be rich and famous someday. You never know. I'll probably just use it so that the people outside of Bolivar will know I'm still alive. I'm willing to bet that there will be a grand total of 5 people reading: My mom, my brother, my boyfriend, someone who accidentally happened upon it, and maybe a creeper. Dear random person, I thank you.