there were three girls names Me, Friend 1, and Friend 2. They were all very annoyed with certain members of the male species and decided that the best way to get back at them would be to start their own nunnery. (Yes, they realize that it's usually called a convent, but nunnery is also acceptable. Plus, it's so much more fun to say.) This was not going to be just any nunnery, however. This nunery would be Baptist, and all the nuns would wear jeans. They would laugh and sing and play games all day. No men would ever be allowed in, on account of the creepiness the nuns had encountered. The nuns however could come and go as they pleased, provided that they didn't disclose their location or reveal their true identities. They were also free to depart and get married, as long as it was to a non-creepy man. They all lived long, happy, productive lives.
This may sound extreme, but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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